Thursday, December 31, 2015

Deadpool opening credits (possible spoilers)

The credits roll over slow-motion footage of a bloody crash with Deadpool in costume and other victims flying about the wreckage. Juice Newton's 1981 hit Angel of the Morning plays.

SOME DOUCHEBAG'S FILM

STARRING GOD'S PERFECT IDIOT

A HOT CHICK

A BRITISH VILLAIN

THE COMIC RELIEF

A MOODY TEEN

A CGI CHARACTER

A GRATUITOUS CAMEO

PRODUCED BY ASSHATS

WRITTEN BY THE REAL HEROES HERE

DIRECTED BY AN OVERPAID TOOL.

I could tell you where I got these, but then I'd have to kill you.

And the post-credits bonus is an homage to Ferris Bueller.


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